Best Novelty Kettlebells
Novelty kettlebells won’t give you any advantages over regular or competition kettlebells. However, their unique design is sure to impress or pique the curiosity of others. People who have used regular kettlebells in the past might appreciate the stylish flair they bring to their home gym.
In this list, we’ve separated novelty kettlebells into two categories: cosmetic and functional. The featured cosmetic kettlebells are made from the same materials (cast iron or steel) that you’d expect from traditional kettlebells. The functional novelty kettlebells further down are meant to simulate the benefits of normal kettlebells but either make use of your existing equipment or save you money with their unique construction.
Regardless of your choice, your primary goal should still be to get in shape, lose weight, or improve your physique when using kettlebells. Fortunately, you won’t have to compromise on this when you purchase a novelty bell. You’ll be able to work out in style and perhaps encourage friends and family to start their own fitness journey!
Cosmetic Novelty Kettlebells
1. Onnit Primal Bells
First on this list is perhaps the hottest and most popular novelty kettlebells designed by Onnit. Dubbed Primal Bells, this collection of ape-inspired kettlebells come in a variety of different weights and designs. No matter what your skill level in kettlebell training is, there’s something for everyone!
Primal Bells Include:
- Howler (18 lbs.) – The smallest of the bunch is a great choice for extended or cardio-based workouts.
- Chimp (36 lbs.) – The recommended weight for fit men with no kettlebell experience, the chimp is perfect for balanced workouts.
- Orangutan (54 lbs.) – This fella may look intimidating but is a terrific option for those looking to upgrade to a heavier kettlebell.
- Gorilla (72 lbs.) – The brooding expression of the Gorilla matches the intensity you’ll need to handle this large kettlebell.
- Bigfoot (90 lbs.) – The aptly named Bigfoot is the heaviest offering available and fits right in with what is described as a monster kettlebell.
What People Are Saying:
Some customers have expressed these feelings about the product
“Highly functional training equipment with a cool design.”
“Outstanding quality. This is my first kettlebell and I will purchase more later on!”
2. Zombie Bells
Another part of Onnit’s unique line of novelty kettlebells are the Zombie Bells. These collectible and limited edition kettlebells use real human skull dimensions for a frightening authentic look. Available in 3 sizes, each showcase a distinct decaying face which would make for a great set for any kettlebell enthusiast.
On the backside of each zombie bell is the weight listed in pood. What is a pood? It’s an old style of weight measurement that the Russians commonly associated with kettlebells. 1 pood is equal to roughly 16 kg or 35 lbs, the size that many instructors deem the standard weight for overall kettlebell training.
Zombie Bells Include:
- Brain Goblin (18 Lbs.) – Small but menacing, the detail work on this bell is astounding.
- Ghostface Thrilla (54 Lbs.) – Build strength and endurance with this moderately sized hand-sculpted kettlebell.
- Mega Dead (72 Lbs.) – The biggest of the bunch and perhaps the most gnarly, this bell makes for a great gift for serious lifters
What People Are Saying:
Some customers that purchased this product had this to say.
“It looks fantastic and doesn’t feel unbalanced or awkward!”
“This stylish Brain Goblin bell is the perfect weight for my girlfriend”
3. Star Wars Kettlebells
Considered to be the holy grail of novelty kettlebells, these Star Wars Kettlebells are sadly out of production. Manufactured by Onnit (who else?), they were always a popular item and in constant demand. Perhaps due to a licensing disagreement, production never resumed and now the only way to purchase one is through auction sites like eBay.
Because of their scarcity and the resurgence of the Star Wars brand, expect to pay a premium price for just one of the designs. Buying the whole set of 3 will likely cost thousands of dollars! These beautifully designed and sculpted kettlebells include Darth Vader (70 Lbs.), Stormtrooper (60 Lbs.), and Boba Fett (50 lbs.). If you’re a collector or enthusiast get these while you can as the price will only keep climbing until they’re gone completely.